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Magic Brian - Griffin McElroy - A Long Death - The Adventure Zone
Oh nooo! The mystery is solved! You've solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations, you have proven yourselves quite the adventurers... oh, I've landed on Bryan. Ahhh, Bryan, I'm so proud of zem... I'm going to die now.

the loner M - Used
Why do people keep using me? I always believe in them and end up here, alone, every single time. I love being there for someone but why can't they be there for me?

Someone - Lovelyness
Everything is so lovely I wish I could jump up and hug the clouds. I wonder if I was a fairy, if i could stand on those clouds? Oh well... It will never happen so I may as well give up. But you should never ever give up on your dreams. If you have a dream follow it... It may take you up to the clouds! - The Model 01
The Model 01 is the best keyboard we can make. It's not like other keyboards. We mill the Model 01's enclosure from two blocks of solid maple that are a joy to rest your hands on. Instead of shallow, uncomfortable keyswitches, we use gloriously tactile mechanical keyswitches similar to those found in the original Apple II. We've custom-sculpted each of the 64 individual keycaps on the Model 01 to gently guide your fingers to the right keys.

IAED protocol - EMD Laws -2
EMD's First Law of Safety Don't create more victims at the scene. EMD's Second Law of Safety Don't get it on you or even touch it. EMD's Third Law of Safety One patient down, trouble around? Two patients down, coincidence found? Three patients down, danger abounds!

Sun Tzu - The Art of War: Laying Plans 13
13. (1) Which of the two sovereigns is imbued with the Moral law? (2) Which of the two generals has most ability? (3) With whom lie the advantages derived from Heaven and Earth? (4) On which side is discipline most rigorously enforced? (5) Which army is stronger? (6) On which side are officers and men more high- ly trained? (7) In which army is there the greater constancy both in reward and punishment?

Master Tang - Kung Pow
Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats people up while he plays it!

Lil Baby - The Bigger Picture
It's too many mothers that's grieving they killing us for no reason been going on for too long to get even throw us in cages like dogs and hyenas I went to court and they sent me to prison my mama was crushed when they said I can't leave first I was drunk, then I sobered up quick When I heard all that time that they gave to Taleeb he got a life sentence plus.

Evan Spiliotopoulos, Ryan J. Condal & Steve Moore - Hercules - Amphiaraus and Hercules
Amphiaraus: No matter how far you go, man cannot escape his fate. Who are you? Are you a murderer? Are you a mercenary who turns his back on the innocent? We believe in you! We have faith in you! Remember the deeds you have performed, the labours you have overcome! Are you only the legend, or are you truth behind the legend? Now, tell me, WHO ARE YOU? Hercules: I AM HERCULES!

Meredith Grey - Looking at me
You are looking at me, and you watch me. I know Finn has plans. I like Finn. He's perfect for me, and I'm really trying here to be happy. I feel like I can't breathe. I can't breathe with you looking at me like that, so just stop!

When you are walking, you are looking at where you are stepping on, not where you will step on because then only you will count your steps along the way.

ibsnuggs - True
I haven't found a better place to type at yet. A few of the reasons that come to mind are; clean sentence structure, proper punctuation and grammar, the rating system, and other places just can't match the quality of the quotes that appear here. Often I find myself nodding in agreement with a quote and what usually follows after is a verbal, "true."

Louis Tomlinson - One Direction
I love "What Makes You Beautiful", "One Thing", "More Than This", "Gotta Be You", "Steal My Heart", and "Moments", but most of all, I love Louis Tomlinson! He is so hot and cute and a mixture of hot, cute, epicness, awesomeness, and love! I love One Direction's music, voices, and their members(not Zayn though), especially Louis! I am a total 1D fan! Go Team One Direction!

zaraq baloch - social work
The social work is the work which have to done by every people in the society to fulfill the poor dreams which have don't water to drink and food to eat.

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Unknown - Terraria Calamity- Calamitas' Last Message
Just stop! Even if you defeat me you still have my lord to contend with! He has never lost a battle! Not even I could defeat him! What hope do you have!? Perhaps one of these times I'll change my mind...

Sun Tzu - The Art of War: Laying Plans 14-15
14. By means of these seven considerations I can fore- cast victory or defeat. 15. The general that hearkens to my counsel and acts upon it, will conquer: let such a one be retained in command! The general that hearkens not to my coun- sel nor acts upon it, will suffer defeat:-let such a one be dismissed!

praveen tripathi - india
India is a very religious country and very friendly nature country. Everyone knows about the India. Why we should not give a chance to all the Indians to improve them greatly. last thing that i want to say that "JAY BHARAT"

Bejui Mike - Being Bike
Let's see how far we can land in jail for guys!!! It's always this fun being bad hahah, Alrighty guys I am going to get lazarbeam so I'll se you guys later let's get this video to 100,000 likes and lazarbeam will be in the next one, Peace!!!!

drake - Mixtape 2058
buy mix tape freezing fire coming out February 13th 2058. School edition limited edition and premium edition. Including. Chief beef milk mill and Nathan aka the city of rice .