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But what if I'm not interested in my friends talking about their new interest :/

Barrack Obama
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C. S. Lewis
nice quote! very inspiring

I felt this so much, wow

Karl Marx
Imagine being named Karl and hating class



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[Pending] Carrie Underwood - Jesus Take The Wheel
She was driving last Friday, on her way to Cincinnati, on a snow white Christmas Eve. Going home to see her momma and her daddy, with her baby in the back seat. 50 miles to go and she was running low, on faith and gasoline. It'd been a long hard year. She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention, she was going to fast. Before she knew it, she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass. She saw both their lives flash before her eyes, she didn't even have time to cry. She was so scared.

[Pending] Ichibudo - It's okay to be slow
It's okay to pace yourself. Sometimes I find myself typing way too fast and making heaps of mistakes. I tried typing in Dutch and my pace is much slower than typing in English. I reverted to English and figured, you know what I'll keep my pace for now. I found out that faster is not always better, well at least in my case.

[Pending] Seiso - Seiso
Let me check my chest yeah it's still flat. I just banged your mom, you can call me dad. Um wait, I mean I'm sorry... did you hear that? I'm a nice innocent girl yeah that is a fact.

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard - "Iron Lung"
Cylindrical prison, newly arisen. Chained to a giant paper weight, the pain abates. Yet darkness permeates, wallows my toes, burdens my chest. My brain is pressed with an iron chest.

Fyodor Dostoevsky - The Brothers Karamazov
Sometimes even if he has to do it alone, and his conduct seems to be crazy, a man must set an example, and so draw men's souls out of their solitude, and spur them to some act of brotherly love, that the great idea may not die.

Kholby Wardell - Noel's Lament
"My child, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?" "Oui. Tell him that, like him I choose to burn out rather then fade away!" For I sing songs until the break of dawn, I embrace a new man every night, my life's one never ending carnival. A whirl of boozy-floozy flashing light. If I could have just one dream... I'd be that fucked up girl!

Reagan - Happiness in a Bucket
I want you to pretend that happiness is a bucket that you can fill with things that make you feel complete. If you fill it with material things, the bucket will be too heavy with things that don't matter. If you fill it with perfect scores and grades, your bucket will be empty because grades don't mean anything after graduation. You should fill your bucket with people, because even though people weigh a lot, the right people will help you carry the bucket.

Arizona Robbins - They were the great love story - Arizona Robbins
No, no, no. It's just that Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just, it never occurred to me that she would never be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It, I spooked you. Don't be spooked.

Reagan W - The Typo
Your fingers fly across your keyboard when, suddenly, you make a mistake. The letters shine a bright red, and you quickly backspace to correct your error. At last, when you fix your typo, you can continue your groove. Boy, is it nice to hear that steady tap-tap of the keyboard.

Michael Oxlong - Look behind you
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are you. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. You can, you should, and if you are brave enough to start, you will. Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others. They can only see the mere show, and never can tell what it really means.

Gloryah Rodgers - Deprogramming: The Adult Child of the Narcissist
Some people talk about the need to discover yourself. Or rediscover yourself. I don't think that happens when you're traveling the world, or even going to college. I firmly believe that the more you distract yourself, the harder it is to answer a very important question. Who am I? Not who I am to my parents. Not who I am to my spouse, to my friends, or even to my children.

Jean-Paul Sartre - Nausea
Something has happened to me, I can't doubt it any more. It came as an illness does, not like an ordinary certainty, not like anything evident. It came cunningly, little by little; I felt a little strange, a little put out, that's all. Once established it never moved, it stayed quiet, and I was able to persuade myself that nothing was the matter with me, that it was a false alarm. And now, it's blossoming.

S.J. Maas
She had failed in every aspect of her life. Utterly and spectacularly failed, and keeping others from realizing it had been her main purpose. She had shut them out, had shut herself out, because the weight of all those failures threatened to shatter her into a thousand pieces.

Horses do kill more people than sharks, but not because they are more dangerous. The reason is simply that horses have very little opportunity to kill sharks.

Reinaofthecid and Hank Green - There was no side to side pt3
Because how did we get from nothing to infinitely dense? From immeasurably small to inconceivably immense? But before we get unmoored from the question at the start, let's take a breath and marvel at when math becomes an art. Because we don't have to understand it to know there was a time, when there was no up, there was no down, there was no side to side.

Taylor Swift - betty
Yeah, I showed up at your party. Will you have me? Will you love me? Will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends? If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? Will it patch your broken wings? I'm only 17, I don't know anything, but I know I miss you. Standing in your cardigan. Kissin' in my car again. Stopped at a streetlight. You know I miss you.

J.R.R. Tolkien - Bilbo's Birthday Speech
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots. Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

Aldous Huxley - Quote by Aldous Huxley
The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of malterating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior "righteous indignation'. This is the height of psychological luxuty, the most delicious of moral treats."

INSTANTANEOUS DEATH - reverse psychology isn't real
This is an easy quote. It would be a shame if you messed up and you were typing this in instant death mode. If you're not in instant death mode, it would still be a shame if you made a lot of errors for some odd reason. This is a good quote to get a high score on. The dachshund played joyfully.

ATI Exam - Immune and Infectious Disorder Diagnostic Procedures
Diagnostic procedures for immune and infectious disorders involve identification of pathogenic micro-organisms. The most accurate and definitive way to identify micro-organisms and cell characteristics is by examining blood, body fluids, and tissue samples under a microscope. Effective treatment of infectious disease begins with identification of the pathogenic micro-organism.