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I'm 20, and I started typing here since 2016. My inspiration was one of my ...

Curtis Baldwin
Now now, sabih. What did we say about speaking without master's permission? >:(

George Carlin
So basically every atheist is deadly to a civillization?

Dwight Shrute
Change the spelling of Schrute. (was originally spelled "Shrute")

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[Pending] dishwasher36 - The Beauty of Typing
You realise that you have reached another level in the realm of typing when you get to the point that you cannot think as fast as you can type. At this stage you have become death, destroyer of worlds.

[Pending] Celestia Ludenburg - Yashiro
I'm rather proud of my ability to tell lies. I can trick not only others, but even my own heart. No matter who the enemy may be, those who can't adapt will be the first to die. It is not the strong or the smart that survive, but the ones who can bring about change.

[Pending] Gundham Tanaka - It is the arrogance of humanity
If killing for the sake of living is evil then what would you call giving up on life itself? If a world would consider that justice, then I will fight that world with every last fiber of my being! Giving up on life and choosing death is nothing but a blasphemy toward life, It is a violation of the natural order! It is the arrogance of humanity!

[Pending] Near - What is right from wrong?
What is right from wrong? What is good from evil? Nobody can truly distinguish between them. Even if there was a god. Now supposing a god and his world existed, even then I'd stop and think for myself. I'd decide for myself whether his teachings are right or wrong. After all, I am just the same as you. I put my faith in my own convictions as to what I believe is right, and consider them to be righteous.

[Pending] Tristan Hess - Depression & Anxinty
People make depression seem like it was just another word for "very sad" or "having a really bad day" but it's more than that; imagine having to fight with your own mind, it says something and you say something back, like it's an argument over fact vs. myth. It's like arguing with a stupid person; You become tired of fighting with it and just let it say what it wants, thinking that what it says means nothing. But slowly wears yous down in reality and start to wish it would shut it's mouth.

[Pending] Jake Brynham
I know this is considered an indelicate matter, but you and I both know that I did not take this interview because I have a deeply rooted passion for pushing paper. Like most applicants, I am actually seeking to financially support myself. Therefore, I must ask: how much does this position pay?

[Pending] Glen A. Larson - Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain Buck Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five hundred years later...

[Pending] Glen A. Larson - Battlestar Galactica Opening
There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the Universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of Man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the Heavens.

Real women have curves. The size of the curves and radius of curvature varies, but there are no women who are completely without curves. Real men also have curves, as do non-binary people.

Confused Robot
I'm not like other girls. I'm not into fashion. I hate the color pink. I strongly dislike fashion magazines. Wait, no, that's the list of ways in which I am like other girls. I'm not like other girls because other girls have blood and I have circuits.

[Pending] Fred Bratwurst III
Some things are worth fighting for. Love. Honor. Happiness. Dreams. Hope. These are the things not worth fighting for, not because they are not worth having, but because fighting destroys them.

[Pending] A Concerned Typist - Big Yikes...
So, I only found out all of five minutes ago that this site has a comments feature under quotes. I looked through a few of them and was shocked to see so much raw toxicity on a typing website. I mean, seriously, I thought I got transported back to 2012 on the Xbox 360 days with some of the comments you guys leave on these quotes. Have a heart, guys. Some of these people probably haven't even graduated middle school yet.

[Pending] Lagwagon - Know It All
It's supposed to serve as a means to expose new bands without prejudice, but it makes no sense safe harbor for the underground when the alternative becomes the popular sound. The bands are good until theymake enough cash to eat food or get a pad, then they're sold out and their music's cliche, because talent's exclusive to bands without pay. Know it all, know it all. Did you really listen to that song?

[Pending] blink-182 - First Date
In the car, I just can't wait to pick you up on our very first date. Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? I'm just scared of what you think. You make me nervous, so I really can't eat. Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over. Honest, let's make this night last forever.

[Pending] me- annoymous - Perfect
I do not know who needs to see this now or later, but it needs to be said. Perfect- it does not have one dominant definition. It's vague, like those choose your own ending books. You get to choose what the word means.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can only buy pain. If this pain is the only thing blocking you from being happy, money will make you happy. A person can be rich and miserable, but being poor and happy is much harder.

[Pending] Reel Big Fish - Don't Start A Band
You might think that it's cool to get up on the stage, and play rock and roll with your heart and soul. But when no one shows up and your songs all suck, and there's no applause and no flying bras. No girls will scream for you, no one's gonna sing along with you. Don't start a band!

[Pending] Catch 22 - Supernothing
He wakes up sad again, and he wonders when the rain will end. She'll act like she doesn't care, because to her it's just a game that he plays. I'm a super, I'm a nothing, I'm a no one going nowhere fast, but I don't care.

[Pending] Sir Chloe - walk you home.
Faded lips red, down your chin, bled when you watched him go. Swear he saw you, in the crowd and didn't say hello. Just a pretty girl with a shot glass, in your Sunday dress clothes. I found you in the bathroom like that, picked you up, and say hello. I've been around the block and I see you cry a lot, can I walk you home.

[Pending] blink-182 - Josie
Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive, and she doesn't get too jealous when I hang out with the guys. She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does. She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because.