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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

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One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

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The most fire movie of all time.

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Kief Nebula - Automated phone systems
You would think that by now, 2018, I would be better at dealing with automated phone answering systems. I am not. These systems are archaic and cruel. Please Universe help me =).

Kief Nebula - Blast Off
Take a long green break out in my backyard. Relax with the sounds of nature and let go of all typing stresses. The world melts away in a rainbow of colors. The stress lifts off like the Falcon Heavy from the minds launchpad. The troubling thoughts of typing fade away. They drift endlessly in the happy void of space.