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rainy
Hey bro, I know this comment was posted a long time ago, but I hope …

Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

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Unknown - We Learn This One The Hard Way
I am not going to apologize for my fire: I wasn't born to be sugar and spice, silence and servitude. No one gets to decide when I'm too much. No one gets to dictate my volume, my passion, or my heart.

Unknown - The opposite of anxious
The other day, I heard someone say that "The opposite of anxious is not relaxed. The opposite of anxious is present." This really resonated with me because trying to force myself to relax when I am anxious has never helped me, but living in the moment and embracing the present has.

Anonymous - Do what makes you feel good
Ultimately, I cannot know a higher power or a lack thereof. The only thing I know for certain is that certain things I choose to do make me feel good, and I should probably continue doing those things. My hedonism is not necessarily unproductive for society, though. I have goals and aspirations and enjoy helping people, but only because having goals and aspirations and helping people makes me feel good.

David Goggins - Motivational Quote
Failure is an option. It's what you do with the failure that makes you who you are. Our failures mold us. I have failed at several things in my life. What sets some of us apart, is that when we fail, we can't sleep at night. It haunts us until we have our time at redemption.

Donna J. Haraway - Staying with the Trouble
Sympoiesis is a simple word; it means "making-with." Nothing makes itself; nothing is really autopoietic or self-organizing... As sensual molecular curiosity and definitely as insatiable hunger, irresistible attraction toward enfolding each other is the vital motor of living and dying on earth.

Epicity - Typing
You know what I hate when I type quotes on this website? Not knowing what letter I am on and messing up completely. I hate that so much, and I want to change it for good.

SHIV FROM INDIA - MACHINE LEARNING EXPLAINE
Imagine you have a computer that you want to teach how to do something, like recognize if a picture has a cat in it. Instead of giving the computer a list of rules for identifying cats (which can be really complicated), you show it lots of pictures with and without cats, and you tell it which ones have cats and which ones don't. Over time, the computer starts to notice patterns in these pictures.

Shawn Spencer - Irony
Oh, but we do, and injury-free since June of last year, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury-countdown calendar. Wait, that's irony, right? "Irony is you asking me what irony means every time you say it."

unknown - Thoughts of a lost soul
She lived the poetry she cannot write, which I have lived most of my life following. Life hasn't always been comparable to the distraughtness of human destruction or the simplicity of one's life falling apart, as I used to write about. Living life now has been about enjoying the feeling of rain falling on my skin or experiencing love first thing in the morning instead of dread. The happiness, the joy-it's something I could never write.

Taj Amare Cole Jones - Dogs we love them
Dogs we all love them. Well, not all people love them. Some love cats more than dogs. But I like both, well not always. But we all have feelings for things. Sometimes I'm not too fond of dogs or cats. So, there you have it how I feel about cats and dogs. But how do you feel about them?

Epicity - I made sure this was easy
Haha! Take that website! I made it so that if this quote appears in this forsaken website, people would have a more easy time getting a good score. The amount of intelligence I have is so high, it's out of this world! TAKE THAT KEYHERO DOT COM! Now, I will go and celebrate my intelligence. Wait. I've gone too far! Now people won't have an easier time typing this out and this is all my fault due to my absolute ignorance for not stopping this, which for some reason is still going, till now! HA!

McFodi's high school econ teacher
The worst music to play in a store is jazz. You either love it or you hate it, and if you want as many customers as possible, you do not want to play music that they might hate. Not everyone likes hearing a chill beat then BELELELELELELELEL on a saxophone.

Unknown
Often, father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not as bright as they are, that she cannot reason as they do. However, this collusion does not save the daughter from the mother's fate.

Megan - I love this
I love this. I keep seeing people put in their own quotes, answering questions. Those are my favorite ones. So, what am I doing here? Well, I'm a stay-at-home mom, 33 years old. I was looking for typing jobs I could do from home to make some extra money. This site was linked in one of the top searches on Google. It's fun. Typing class was my favorite in middle school. I hope you are doing well, dear friend who is typing.

aronwheel - The 15% factor
People have to group to think, yet they stay stuck thinking in groups. Instead use the 15% factor. 15% of every group is problematic. This allows the mind to use its resources for other purposes. The number is essential.

Gary Wolfe - Crazy?
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room... a rubber room... a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room... a rubber room... a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.

Starman - Contre Qui Rose
Against whom, rose, have you assumed these thorns? Is it your too fragile joy that has forced you to now become this armed thing? And from whom does it protect you, this exaggerated defense? How many enemies have I lifted from you that did not fear it at all? On the contrary, from Summer to Autumn you wound the affection that is given you.

EPIC The Musical - My Goodbye
One day, you'll hear what I'm saying. One day, you might understand. One day, but not today, for after all you're just a man. This day, you sever your own head. This day, you cut the line. This day, you lost it all. Consider this as my goodbye.

aeridionis - in lieu of beaujolais
Our mess, which is my mess and yours, which is this thing we've made, together, which is you and me and the gossamer fine haze that lies roughly between the two.

Farquaad - Farquaad's Speech
That champion shall have the honor, no, no, the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin!