Lexa Burns
Everyone knows why the zoo stopped purchasing Lipton products. It's quite obvious. They shouldn't have been buying it in the first place; I have no idea why they expected it to be good koala tea.
Every title and author ever
- Every typist ignores me
Some people wonder if typists actually pay attention to the content that they are typing. Well, one thing I am certain about is that most don't even bother to look at the title and the poor author of the quote they type.
Gaming thoughts
- Superior gameplays
You ever watch aggressive gameplays of your favorite games? Seeing Joel take down clickers and scavengers like John Wick is thrilling to watch but when it comes to me playing the game, Joel is a loser.
Theodore Roethke
- My Papa's Waltz
The whiskey on your breath could make a small boy dizzy; but I hung on like death: such waltzing was not easy. We romped until the pans slid from the kitchen shelf; my mother's countenance could not unfrown itself. The hand that held my wrist was battered on one knuckle; at every step you missed my right ear scraped a buckle. You beat time in my head with a palm caked hard by dirt, then waltzed me off to bed still clinging to your shirt.
Marianne Moore
- Poetry
I, too, dislike it: there are things that are important beyond all this fiddle. Reading it, however, with a perfect contempt for it, one discovers in it after all, a place for the genuine. Hands that can grasp, eyes that can dilate, hair that can rise if it must, these things are important not because a high-sounding interpretation can be put upon them but because they are useful.
Apsley Cherry-Garrard
- The Worst Journey in the World
Polar exploration is at once the cleanest and most isolated way of having a bad time which has been devised. It is the only form of adventure in which you put on your clothes at Michaelmas and keep them on until Christmas, and, save for a layer of the natural grease of the body, find them as clean as though they were new. It is more lonely than London, more secluded than any monastery, and the post comes but once a year.
Jeff Zentner
- In the Wild Light
Memory is a teather. Sometimes you get some slack in the line and you can play it out for a while. You forget and think you're free. But you'll always get to the end and realize it's still there, binding you, reminding you of itself, reminding you that you belong to each other.
XioRio
- Fly high part 1
Here lies the body of someone special. Wait, wait. Why I look like that. You look nice! I look like I'm about to jump out of the casket but go ahead. The loss we are dealing with is sad but heaven has gained another angel. Fly, fly, fly,fly, fly high, fly high. Gawd. Can I do something real quick.. Just real quick. Okay go, go go. RAWR. OMG WHAT. Wait wait wait watch this. PERIOD. AHHHHHHHHH.
The Apostle Paul
- Armor of God - Ephesians 6:11-17
Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
Benson Boone
- In The Stars
I'm still holdin' on to everything that's dead and gone. I don't wanna say goodbye, 'cause this one means forever. Now you're in the stars and six-feet's never felt so far. Here I am alone between the heavens and the embers.
Anonymous
- Dice
Yes, I am incredibly afraid of falling in love with you. Okay? You make me feel like I am on top of the world and that is a very, very long way to fall.
Jenny Holzer
There is a period when it is clear that you have gone wrong but you continue. Sometimes there is a luxurious amount of time before anything bad happens.
Chuck Palahniuk
- Fight Club
The broken glass and frame and the painting of flowers and blood go to the floor with me clowning around. I'm being such a doofus. Blood gets on the carpet and I reach up and grip monster handprints of blood on the edge of the hotel manager's desk and say, please, help me, but I start to giggle.
Chuck Palahniuk
- Fight Club
I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste.
the last of us
- Riley's last words to Ellie
There are million ways we should've died before today, and a million ways we can die before tomorrow. But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it's two minutes, or two days, we don't give that up.
Sam Smith
- I'm Not the Only One
You and me, we made a vow. For better or for worse. I can't believe you let me down, but the proof's in the way it hurts. For months on end I've had my doubts, denying every tear. I wish this would be over now, but I know that I still need you here. And you say I'm crazy because you don't think I've known what you've done, but when you call me baby I know I'm not the only one.
Holy Bible App
- God be With You
Precious Lord, your light shines in the darkness. Help me shine brightly, so that I, too, may help drive out darkness. Together, believers of Christ can drive out the darkness, violence, and arrogance that plague this life, and the darkness will not overcome it. I am humbled by your mercy, O God, and will follow the path laid before me to Heaven. Amen.
Michael Scott
- The Scarn
Well my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do The Scarn in a major way. You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn and that's how you do The Scarn!
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott, Salesman
Spent my whole life here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'. I know this place. I know how many hospitals we have, know how many schools we have. It's home, you know? I know the challenges this county's up against. Here's the thing about those discount suppliers. They don't care. They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.
Ghost Ciggy
- Work
If you have any questions, please let me know. That has to be the fastest sentence I can type as I am always doing it. Should I continue on with this quiz tailoring everything to my skill set or should I start adding in parentheses and other symbols to throw the speed off?
