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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Tyler Durden - Oxygen gets you high
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric; docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces; calm as Hindu cows.

Anonymous - Boredom Buster
I've come to notice that a fair amount of quotes that people submit talk about how they are just practicing their typing in hopes of making it look as though they are busy while at work. Not for me. I come here and practice my typing because I am all caught up with my job responsibilities and have nothing to do to help pass the time. At least by practicing my typing, I am also improving my job skills instead of just twiddling my thumbs.