Dwight Schrute
- The Office - The Perfect Crime
Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Phoebe Bridgers
- Graceland Too - Verse 2
So she picks a direction, it's 90 to Memphis. Turns up the music so thoughts don't intrude. Predictably winds up thinking of Elvis. And wonders if he believed songs could come true. I'm asking for it if they do. Doesn't know what she wants, or what she's gonna do. A rebel without a clue.
an aspiring author
- a quote from my book
Father Trust took a long draw from his cigarette. "Fools like him, heaven isn't enough. There's not a paradise in the whole universe he could live with," he said as the smoke escaped his lips and drew puffy white ribbons that danced along the frame of his face.
Not me
- Why Incest Should be Legal
Okay today's Ted Talk is why incest should be legal. Incest is the act of when an individual has hardcore hot steamy intense hardcore sexual intercourse with his or hers own family members. Like it or not we are all collectively a byproduct of incest therefore it is only natural that incest must be legal. A notable professor who has worked with Vought and the Justice League, has proven children born from incest have naturally higher forms of strength, knowledge, and integrity.
Jo March
- Little Women, 1994
I find it poor logic to say that because women are good, women should vote. Men do not vote because they are good; they vote because they are male, and women should vote, not because we are angels and men are animals, but because we are human beings and citizens of this country.
Unknown.
- I meant it when I said "Forever."
One day I'll get married to someone that is not you. I'll have it all planned out; the place, the music, the vows. I'll stand at the altar I always pictured us in front of and listen to a song that is not ours. I'll spew empty guarantees, "until death do us part," and cross my fingers behind my back. I'll pretend I never promised you forever at 14 and tell them they are what has been missing. I'll look into their blue eyes and try so hard not to morph them into brown.
Lemony Snicket
- The Ersatz Elevator
The book you are holding in your two hands right now - assuming that you are, in fact, holding this book, and that you have only two hands - is one of two books in the world that will show you the difference between the word "nervous" and the word "anxious." The other book, of course, is the dictionary, and if I were you I would read that book instead.
Will Wood - The Normal Album
- BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
Well, he collapsed with Steven Johnson's Syndrome on the ER floor, panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic. The way he spun his butterfly, risked all six his phalanges, roman candles at both ends in his synapses. And the method in which he recycled his humors, Trojan-Horse'd his blood brain barrier and raised the LD-50. Yes, yes. And through flight-or-fight revelation shame, the Black Box Warrior- he skipped this town and headed straight down history.
Fromsoft
- Elden Ring Introduction
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands. The ever-brilliant Goldmask. Fia, the Deathbed Companion. The loathsome Dung Eater. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing. And one other. Whom grace would again bless. A Tarnished of no renown.
Caitlin Kelly
- Optimism
I hate it. I hate still being in love with you. I know it's not your fault, and I really do wish I was still in your arms. But hey, maybe one day it will work. Maybe time is what we need - optimism.
Taylor Swift
- Mastermind
What if I told you none of it was accidental and the first night that you saw me nothing was gonna stop me? I laid the groundwork and then, just like clockwork, the dominoes cascaded in a line. What if I told you I'm a mastermind? And now you're mine. It was all by design, cause I'm a mastermind.
A Perfect Circle
- The Doomed
Blessed are the fornicates, may we bend down to be their whores. Blessed are the rich, may we labor, deliver them more. Blessed are the envious. Bless the slothful, the wrathful, the vain. Blessed are the gluttonous, may they feast us to famine and war.
Hayden Kearns
- Everything is alright
It's 100% okay to not feel alright, whether you are feeling sad, depressed, angry, or other feelings. What really matters is that you're human. Everyone on this planet feels these emotions, and you're one of them. If you decide to love yourself every single day, eventually, everything will be okay again. I assure you.
someone
- Two girls
There are these two girls in my life. They both like me and I like both of them. One is more attractive than the other, but shy, and a little bit more mysterious. The other one is cute and loves me with all her heart, but her mom won't let me see her. I don't know who to love, I'm stuck in the middle. I'm just gonna let whatever happens happen.
Taylor Swift
- Karma
Karma is my boyfriend. Karma is a god. Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend. Karma's a relaxing thought - aren't you envious that for you it's not?
A Reader
- The School for Good and Evil
Have you ever wanted to read a book where the main character didn't want to be part of the story? Or where the hero thought they were going to be a villain? What about a book when a classic villain is given a chance to have their story told, or a hero's child is portrayed as an entitled brat despite being destined to be the savior of all of humanity? Do you like fantasy, romance, and comedy? You should read The School for Good and Evil.
Carrie Underwood
- Jesus Take The Wheel
She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati on a snow-white Christmas Eve. Going home to see her momma and her daddy, with her baby in the back seat. 50 miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline. It'd been a long hard year. She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention, she was going way too fast. Before she knew it, she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass. She saw both their lives flash before her eyes, she didn't even have time to cry.
Ichibudo
- It's okay to be slow
It's okay to pace yourself. Sometimes I find myself typing way too fast and making heaps of mistakes. I tried typing in Dutch and my pace is much slower than typing in English. I reverted to English and figured, you know what I'll keep my pace for now. I found out that faster is not always better, well at least in my case.
Seiso
- Seiso
Let me check my chest yeah it's still flat. I just banged your mom, you can call me dad. Um wait, I mean I'm sorry... did you hear that? I'm a nice innocent girl yeah that is a fact.
