It's okay! I know what I'm doing! My first boyfriend was a polar bear. Well, we weren't exactly boyfriends. He used to impersonate a polar bear in an animal trainer's act. Yes, as we in the business know, most big-game trainers have a costume shill mixed in with the real animals. No one ever gets close enough to see it. Well, the boy didn't like me, but the real polar bears did. They love me!