Maybe Serena was just trying to be nice, but the party that she threw was totally embarrassing. You know, last year, it was face on the cake. And the people at my party might have hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that's hard for you guys to understand. But I like being me. And as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue princess. On my birthday, or any other day. No matter what my address might be.