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Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

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Johnny Suh - Beans
My dad knew I liked beans so he was like playing with beans. He dropped it and then he dropped it on the rock. And then it slid and then hot water started falling and then coffee.

Moon Taeil, Yuta nakamoto - Choking on an Ice Cube
I choked on an ice cube and I really thought it was blocking my air passage. I kept giving Johnny and Yuta looks to make them call 119 because I couldn't speak nor breathe." Followed by that was the sentence, "We thought that he was joking because he jokes around a lot.

Lee Donghyuck - Chocolate Abs
A six-pack is too heavy for me, so now I only walk around with a one-pack. I leave the other five behind. I used to have chocolate abs, but I ate two of them.