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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Twitch
Yo, it's the rat with the flat hat and I'm hip to your house cats. Can't fool me, grab a cheese from the mouse trap. Feel a light breeze when I moved past ease to your group's back. Pause. Have a laugh. Throw the venom cask. And shoot for the center of mass hit the expunge and I blow the stacks. You've been removed from the menace rat.

Ezreal
I was born with sorcerous powers in my veins. My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains. You'll never strike back, I got jukes for days. When you find what's left, you'll still be ablazed.

Viktor
Replace all your petty emotions, or keep your blood you'll bleed oceans. All you little flesh bags, stuck with your old hags. Watch as their skin sags, they're fodder for my labs! Your bodies are so frail, we will be your final nail. This is the Revolution, the glorious EVOLUTION!

Kog'Maw
I'm not your typical, critical carry serial killer. But I eat a lot of Kellog's, call me cereal killer. Til' I vomit up cornflakes, so the cereal kills you. Say "Cheerio" to your team, love from: The Bacterial Spiller.

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