David Wong (aka Jason Pargin)
- John Dies at the End
"We've all had those dreams, mon. You dream you're on a game show, on TV wearin' nothing but a jockstrap. At the exact moment the game show buzzer goes off to tell you you've lost, the telephone buzzes in real life. A call your mind couldn't have known was coming. You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. Your mind is a flying cornsnake, hovering through the-" "- Whatever. Whatever." I turned away, shaking my head, wanting to punch him.
David Wong (aka Jason Pargin)
- John Dies at the End
We rode in silence, all in my Bronco. We had told Shelly not to drive herself in case she had a concussion but the reality was that whether her story was true or not, we still had vivid memories of Mr. Campo and his unusually spidery car. You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don't haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt minds.
