Stanley Hudson / The Office
- Pretzel Day
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day.
Black Mirror
- Lacie Pound- Nosedive
Thank you for that Naomi. I always wished I was you. And I guess that's why you kept me around so long? Until you got your new job and your fancy new friends. And that jackhole! And you didn't need me. You probably got another me.
Peter Gibbons
- Office Space
We don't have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!
Stanley Hudson - The Office
- Jury Duty
I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.
Stanley Hudson
- Lighthouse - The Office
I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and it'll launch that lighthouse into space.
Wilco
- How to Fight Lonliness
How do you fight loneliness? Smile all the time. Shine your teeth to meaningless and sharpen them with lies. And whatever is going down, will follow you around, that's how you fight it. You laugh at every joke. Drag your blanket blindly, and fill your heart with smoke. And the first thing that you want, will be the last thing you ever need, that's how you fight it. Just smile all the time.
