Shawn Spencer
- It Goes Without Saying
What isn't clear is why people always say it goes without saying, yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?
Albert Einstein
- College Education
It is not so very important for a person to learn facts. For that he does not really need a college. He can learn them from books. The value of an education in a liberal arts college is not the learning of many facts, but the training of the mind to think, something that cannot be learned from textbooks.
Peter Clines
- Dead Moon - The Outcast
The Outcast tumbled through the void along the Path. Once, it had been whole. Back in an age before recorded history. It would have been a god, if all the beings of its age were not endowed with similar abilities. But now the Outcast was diminished. The greatness of its past nothing more than half-remembered impressions.
Carry Elwes
- Psych - Despereaux
You see, Shawn, my life's goal has always been to commit the perfect crime. I've always thought of my heists as elegant... victimless. But you made me feel somehow regretful. You genuinely wanted me to be the greatest thief that ever lived.
Matt Groening
- Futurama - Farnsworth
After fourteen years of graduate school Farnsworth settled into the glamorous life of a scientist. Fast cars, trendy nightspots, beautiful women... the professor designed them all, working out of his tiny one-room apartment.
Matt Groening
- Futurama Returns!
On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been canceled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One... two...
