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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Anonymous - Mindless Self-affirmation
This mindless self-affirmation drivel is why we have such a problem with narcissists in our modern world. Anybody who tells themselves that they are perfect without ever having tried to improve themselves for their sake has never actually tried. Everybody can be a better version of their current self.

Douglas Adams - The Restraunt at the End of the Universe
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Many races believe that it was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.