,Drake Sather, NewsRadio, "French Diplomacy"
- Bill McNeal on parking tickets
Earlier today, I took the position that people should pay their parking tickets, no matter who they are. And because I facetiously mentioned that those who didn't should be punished, some nut went out and decided to take matters into his own hands. Let me now emphatically state that what this man did was wrong, and that foreign diplomats should not, I repeat NOT, be dragged from their cars and beaten.
Bill Mc Neil, News Radio
- Diplomatic immunity
You get a ticket, you pay it. I get a ticket, I pay it. They get a ticket, they don't pay no ticket. That's why these freeloading foreign diplomats should be dragged from their cars and beaten like the renegade outlaws they are. Wake up Manhattan. Wake up Brooklyn. Wake up... the other three burrows. These people, with names you need a calculator to pronounce, have got their hands in your pockets. And I say it's time we cut them off at the wrist. And now, if you please, these messages!
The United States Marine Corps
- The Rifleman's Creed
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
Otis P Driftwood (Groucho Marx)
- The contract
I can read but I can't see it. Don't seem to have it in focus here. If my arms were a little longer I could read it... You haven't got a baboon in your pocket have you? Ah. Now I've got it. Now pay particular attention to this first section because it's most important. It says, "The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part." How do you like that? That's pretty neat, eh?
Chief Tecumseh
- Warrior's Poem
So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.
