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Christian Weston Chandler - A wise man's take on retention
I recycle my own semen, because - uh - you know, yes I DO masturbate. I'm not ashamed to admit it, as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway - uh - basically I, yeah... Into the cup and, yeah, I recycle it so that way I won't lose any - uh - unborn children. So then I can... then I can also still have a good number of - uh - a good semen count.