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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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jamie - Procrastination
I am drunk, I achieved one hundred words per minute tonight for the first time, and I am procrastinating writing a paper on the country of Greece for my international business class. I'm making a quote for no other reason than boredom, but I'm trying to use words that I like to type because they're easy. If you've been typing for too long, go have a snack. Hopefully your next quote is short. Good luck.