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the police - do not do crack
You are under arrest for using and distributing crack. Please step out of the car with your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent. If you resist you could be further punished.

yee yee - crack
i'm gonna poop my pants because i am the coolest person on EARTH. Also you will pee your pants because i am the greatest person on earth. I am also crazy in my brain.

yee yee - yee yee
I'm gonna hit the yee yee on your mamma and then hit the dab. Also I beat up this guy who said yee yee is bad he was a libtard. Now i'm am mentally challenged and am lonely and dumb but YEE YEE baby.