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LOL that funny

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Did you forget to edit out the last sentence lmao

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*possession* should be the word. a type error.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Jose Mourinho is a big star... He's cool. The first time he met my wife he whispered to her: "Helena, you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy!" The guy says what he wants. I like him.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

Jake Peralta - Opening Line Brooklyn 99
This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy, the man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them. I am them.