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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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jeff kinney - the first paragraph of wimpy kid
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mum went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.