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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Jester Lavore - What is the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
This one time I saw a bug carrying a piece of bread that was like five times its size and he was carrying it upstairs, like up and then he would turn, and then up, and then he would turn.

Mollymauk Tealeaf - Better Than I Found It
I did my best every town I went to and every town I left, no matter how they treated me, and a lot of them treated me with deep disrespect... I left every town better than I found it.