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Anonymous
- Fairies
I think fairies are real. I think this because a fairy lives in my mom's garden. I only see him at night. He's big and he's red and he's not friendly. He likes to leave small surprises in the garden overnight, and when Mom finds them she's usually not happy. I wish the fairy would go away because he makes mom really grumpy, but it's cool to have a secret. I won't tell anyone about the fairies except you guys because I know you all know how to keep a secret!
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