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Cornelius - Typewrite Lesson
Hello there, this is your Conversa-Phone instructor who will teach you the essentials of touch-typing quickly and efficiently. Learning touch typing is really quite easy, follow my instructions carefully and by the time you have finished this record you will have mastered the typewriter keyboard. Try not to look at the keys when typing and don't worry about mistakes. They will disappear with practice. Ready?

Alfred, Hunter of Vilebloods - Honoring My Master's Wishes
Master, look! I've done it! I've done it! I've smashed, and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp! There you filthy monstrosity... What good's your immortality now? Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state - all mangled and twisted with every inside on the outside for all the world to see.

Captain Beatty - Speed up the Film, Montag - Fahrenheit 451
Speed up the film, Montag, quick... Uh! Bang! Smack! Wallop, Bing, Bong, Boom! Digest-digests, digest-digest-digests. Politics? One column, two sentences, a headline!.. Whirl man's mind around about so fast under the pumping hands of publishers, exploiters, broadcasters that the centrifuge flings off all unnecessary, time-wasting thought!

David Bowie - Never Play To The Gallery
I think it is terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other people's expectations. I think they generally produce their worst work when they do that. The other thing I would say is that if you feel safe in the area you are working, you're not working in the right area. Always go a little further into the water than you feel you are capable of being in.

Dinobot - Code of Hero
Upwind of you, for preference, vermin... Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence.

Lou Reed - Hearing The Ramones
They're crazy. That is without a doubt, the most fantastic thing you've ever played for me, bar none. It makes everybody else look so bullshit and wimpy - Patti Smith and me included, just wow. Everybody else looks like they're really old-fashioned. That's rock 'n' roll, they really hit where it hurts. They are everything everybody worried about; every parent would freeze in their tracks if they heard this stuff. They got them an amp, they got them a guitar. Now look!

Keith Richards - Keith meets The Police
There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, "Keith! Ron! The Police are here!" Oh man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.