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Cadence Owens
learn about the welfare system, this quote is dumb and ineffectual.

Chickendub
what is the spelling in this quote omg

Ujjwal
I don't have that on my keyboard...

National Alliance
Just the phrase "unvarying climate of the tropics" shows how colossally ignorant the speaker is.

Fwuits
Honestly, true, it's so nice to have this distraction that just turns off your brain …

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Mansionz - I'm Thinking About Horses
I'm thinking about God. Is it a he or a she or a feeling or love? Does she personally ordain every occurrence and every moment, or did she set the universe in motion and then move on? To try to top her achievement? Maybe this universe wasn't an achievement at all. Maybe our lives, our wars, our fuckups, our diseases, our love, our humanity, our passion, our pennies, our Holocaust are all just a rehearsal before the show. A sketch before the mural, a stretch before the jump. Does she love me?

Unknown - Penmanship Delusions
We laboriously elucidate, elaborate, and illuminate, in indecipherable phrases that merely serve to vex, perplex or flummox our interlocutors. In the process, the kernel of the message becomes intricately intertwined in the ludicrous livery in which we couch it. Therefore, despite the gratuitous gratification of pompous verbosity, the only constructive conclusion is that simplicity is key.