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Call the Midwife - Delia to Patsy after waiting up for her
While you were out, I was thinking 'I'm gonna unpin her hair, let it fall down to her shoulders, and run my hands through it.' But you've gone so mad with the lacquer, you could pull out every Kirby grip and the beehive wouldn't budge.

Call the Midwife - Delia to Patsy about their new flat.
I want yellow walls in here. And china with a modern pattern. I don't want roses or violets on it. I want geometric designs. I want the only flowers to be real flowers, over there on that windowsill where they'll catch the light each morning when the sun comes up. And I want to smell coffee when I wake up, and bleach. Because that'll mean you're here, or that you've just gone out. And when you come back in, I can say 'Welcome home'.