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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Geronimous Anonymous - 5 Stars
I really wanted to get a quote with five stars; but I am not sure whether people rate quotes with a smiley face because they like the ease of typing or because they like what it is saying.

Geronimous Anonymous - Badges
I am only writing this because I want that third badge. I feel like I know exactly the rating this will get, but it's okay. Well then, I shall send you off on your way.

Geronimous Anonymous - A Child
I hate children with my entire being. They are disgusting little creatures that just have to roam the planet and try to make life as unpleasant as possible. Of course only I have the misfortune of having to babysit the kid that lives across the street from me.

Geronimous Anonymous - Break
Remember to take a break every once in a while, and to drink some water. Your fingers and your mind tire if you don't focus on something else for a little bit. Also, make sure you are taking care of yourself!

Sophie V. - I Don’t Know
First of all, I hope someone gets this quote because this is only the second one I have ever written. Second of all, my life is not turning out the way I have always wanted it to turn out. Third of all, my family is toxic. Fourth of all, I hope you are doing well!