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Spongebob Sqarepants ("Dying for pie") - Squidward's part two gift to Spongebob
Sooo Spongebob, theirs actually a 'part two' to your gift!" "Part two?! Part two! Part two! Part tw-" "Stop it, anyways, whats the most FUN thing you can think of?" "Well, actually, I keep a list of the most fun things I like to do, I call it my 'secret friendship list'. The things that are EXTRA fun, I've written in red!" "Everything's in red!" "Yeah I know!" "Well we better get through this list before you die! ... of anticipation...

Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls) - Grunkle Stan talks about ladders (S1 "Fight Fighters")
You see, studies show that having a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I always carry ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls) - Grunkle Stan "Wife still misses me" joke (S1 Ep2)
Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, okay, here it goes: "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Her aim is getting better!" You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.

Sonic Adventure 2 (Dreamcast/Gamecube, 2001, Published by Sega, Developed by Sonic Team) - Sonic vs. Shadow pre-battle cutscene ver. 1
Hey that's! That blue hedgehog again of all places! I found you faker! Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here, you're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake. I'll make you eat those words!

Real Time Fandub Games - Sonic Adventure 2 Fandub, Tails reacts to Sonic explaining veggies
I didn't expect that to be exactly how you explained it, but after you did it made so much sense that that's exactly how that would work, but now I'm wondering why the f*** you would do that.

Sonic Colors (Wii, 2010, Published by Sega and Developed by Sonic Team) - Eggman pre-final boss speech, from Sonic Colors (Wii, 2010)
"There are no lines, and I've saved the best rides for last! At least let me stamp your hand so you can come back in!" "I know you're trying to be clever with this whole amusement park pun thing but, its just coming off lame! Just say you're going to destroy us and stop embarrassing yourself!" "Curse you Sonic! Not only do you foil my plans but you foil my speeches as well! I work hard on them!"