Recent comments

Paulo Coelho
Each of us has our own universe within ourselves. We're never going to be able …

college student
Don't worry, I got a 35% on my MATH 100 midterm a month ago, and …

Office Lady
I type quotes just to convince myself that I'm doing something productive when I should …

Elias
Are you kidding me, I got all the way to the second e in 'priceless' …

Paulo Coelho
aquello

More

sawyer5137's quotes

All quotes

Jesse Pinkman - Raspberry Slushie
I got two dudes that turned into raspberry slushie then flushed down my toilet. I can't even take a proper dump in there. I mean, the whole damn house has got to be haunted by now.

Unknown - Native American Saying
You have seen the snapping turtle eating other turtles - seen the armies of ants contending, like kills like. Throughout history, we have slaughtered many, many of our own kind. Why should you and I be different?