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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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Darren Criss
You guys don't know this, but there are a thousand people behind you right now... behind the camera... that are all like, pointing spears at me making sure I do everything correctly... I'm actually chained to this chair right now... I can't leave and if I don't do this correctly they won't feed me!

Darren Criss - Answering an odd question
What is on my walls... Which is a really great name 'cause I don't know what the heck is on my walls most of the time, except for the cupcakes I throw at them.