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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Nic Stone - Dear Martin
You can't change how other people think and act, but you're in full control of you. When it comes down to it, the only question that matters is this: If nothing in the world ever changes, what type of man are you gonna be?

Anonymous - Type this fast enough and you turn into a 160 WPM god
If it is to be then so be it. If you type that fast enough, your words per minute will skyrocket. Thank me later, random typer. Try it again. If it is to be then so be it.

Anonymous - A tip for quote makers
I have said this, and I will say it again. Using incredibly long complicated words that sound sophisticated and loquacious and equanimous don't make your quotes any less confusing. They just make us more confused than we already are.

Michael Schur - 'The Good Place,' Michael - Season 4, Episode 2
Come on, you know how this works. You fail and then you try something else. And you fail again and again, and you fail a thousand times, and you keep trying because maybe the 1,001st idea might work. Now, I'm gonna try to find our 1,001st idea.

Michael Schur - 'The Good Place,' Michael - Season 4, Episode 6
What matters isn't if people are good or bad. What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday. You asked me where my hope comes from. That's your answer.