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And guess what happened to me while typing this quote? :c

Efficient Linux at the Command Line by Daniel J. Barrett
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I bet you get praised for your intelligence very often.

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A good sign that you should stop adding quotes to this site. That and your …

Anonymous
Whenever I visit this site, I can be sure to come across regurgitated platitudes.

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The Joker - Why So Serious?
My father was a drinker and a fiend; and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?" sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!"