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BJ Hunnicut, M*A*S*H - What we do
You've got to understand; I'm not working on sick people here. I'm working on hurt young people, with essentially healthy bodies that have been insulted by ammunition.

Hawkeye, M*A*S*H - The Human Tush
What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting. It also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species, at a time when light summer dresses are worn, can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.

Hawkeye, M*A*S*H - What a hero is
Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn.

Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H - I will not carry a gun
I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

Stephenie Meyer - Bella's Thoughts
I'd never given much thought to how I would die - though I'd had reason enough in the last few months - but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this. The hunter smiled in a friendly way as he sauntered forward to kill me.

Stephenie Meyer - Edward's Appearance
Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon. His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface.