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Donald Trump - Poop
oo is such a wonderful thing. It tells you about your past. Like what you have eaten, and what have you not. Dinosaur poop tastes the best. Honestly, I think that everyone should try a bite. It's delicious! If I had one food that I would have to eat for the rest of my life, I would pick dinosaur poop. You can taste the plants, the other dinosaurs, from this predigested treasure. Poop is the best kind of food in the entire universe. Poop is life.

Donald Trump - Key Hero
Screw Key Hero. They don't allow religious quotes, political quotes, or song lyrics. Well screw that. Religion is belief. A person may believe what they want, they may choose their own path. If they are incorrect, than they have nothing to lose, other than their faith. If they are correct, they have everything to gain.

John Oof - Oof
Oof. A sound used by the creators of Roblox, to show death, pain. A fad, that people say naturally. Not feeling the real Oof, creating an unrealistic version of it, Oof. A religion, a God. My name. Oof.