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Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

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LaLa Kent - Send it to Darrel
Raquel, tell your little Mickey Mouse lawyer that if he has stuff to send over, he can send things to my lawyer. I don't know if you know how this works. I know you're pretty brand new to the game - didn't last long. Look what you did with your 15 minutes. You have something to send over? You can send it to my lawyer. I don't want to see that ever! Send it to Darrell!

Me, Myself, I - Tech World
I work in tech, cybersecurity specifically. There is no point in me being at my job the week before Christmas and the week after. No one is working. I don't need to be here.

Stanley Hudson
It's like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong. And if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I'll say it to the next one, too.

Michael Scott
As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um. I think I can do it.

Dwight K. Schrute
Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.