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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Mali Hatchette - The easiest quote to type
I wont write any capital letters or anything else that requires too much effort so its easy to type so get your wpm up lol and enjoy this quote rate five stars.

Mali Hatchette - Bungee Jumping
Me: *licks lips in anticipation* "This is my first time bungee jumping, I'm so excited." Bungee jump instructor: "Can you please stop licking my lips?"

Mali Hatchette - Typing fast
When you relax your fingers and let the words flow from your mind to the keyboard to the screen, typing is a breeze. It's the times that you try too hard that you make your mistakes. The key isn't to try. It's simply to do.

Mali Hatchette - Call me different
You can call me different. It's not the first time someone tries to insult me by leaving me outcast. It's just too bad for them that to me, being cast out is the last thing I would expect as a punishment. Yes, of course I'm different. Hey, I might even be an out-of-my-mind lunatic. But you know what? While you're stuck turning the gears in the great human project, I'm free to do what I please. Because although I'm different, and I'm apart from the group, I have two things you will never have.