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Stan Berkowitz and Darwyn Cooke
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LOL that funny

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Did you forget to edit out the last sentence lmao

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*possession* should be the word. a type error.

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mgallag - Exactly 150
Some quotes on here say they are the shortest. They claim to be 150 characters, but they do not have exactly 150 characters. This quote does, however.

Charlie Kelly
Oh, I'm sorry. Well I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up, get a nice smokey smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.

Dennis Reynolds
I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Charlie Kelly
We're both men of the law. You know. We get after it. You know, we jabber jaw, we go tit for tat. We have our little differences. But at the end of the day, you win some, I win some, and there's a mutual respect left over between us.