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Ujjwal
I don't have that on my keyboard...

National Alliance
Just the phrase "unvarying climate of the tropics" shows how colossally ignorant the speaker is.

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- A Typist
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Patrika J.c
Good message, but atrocious grammar...

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jamessss - did procrastinate really have a "cra" in it?
To be completely honest with you, I go to this site anytime I feel the urge to procrastinate. I feel like I'm doing something productive because I'm typing something, but I'm not doing anything at all; just wasting precious time I could be using to work on my assignment. Oh well. I can just do it tomorrow.

family guy?? - Brian and Stewie
Hey! What's going on? You doing some reading there? Yes, well you know I turn to poetry when matters of the heart weigh heavily on me. "If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Anonymous."

James - I'm gonna buy the shirt
Hey, I finally saved up for that shirt. I got a job and got my first paycheck. Now, let's go buy that shirt. Wait, isn't it 20 dollars? Dang it, I only have 17 dollars. Well this sucks. I guess I'll wait till my next paycheck.

James - Shirt
I like this shirt. It fits nice on me. Although, I can't afford it. I have 82 cents in my bank account, and I'm going to spend it on this ice coffee. So I guess, I'm not buying this shirt. Oh well.

MediumWaffle1 - Something to Ponder About
You know thinking about it, we are just a couple of highly evolved primates occupying a planet named after dirt, orbiting a star floating aimlessly in a giant universe. We really don't matter. We have no purpose, we just made one.