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Aaron Sorkin - Eduardo Saverin's Name is Removed From Facebook Masthead
And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING.

Aaron Sorkin - Mark Zuckerberg Speaks to the Deposition
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.