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Bro what u yapping about

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One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

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This is a good quote :)

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The most fire movie of all time.

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Happy Mask Salesman - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time... that is up to you.

Ashton Kutcher
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you, it's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don't buy it.

Stewie Griffin
I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without. You give my life purpose, and maybe that's enough. Because that's just about the greatest gift one friend can give another.