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Some users from reddit - Have fun
Extra vegetated terraces were reseeded afterwards as we recreated a devastated desert. We saw asses were far fatter after free sacred beer was served after a grave was crafted, we were devastated.

JoshIndecado
Then you create a social media platform where every button is adjacent to the button which does its exact opposite. This way, people will have to take extra care so that they do not accidentally click the wrong button. They will have to spend a little bit more time before doing something, and that time might be just the thing they need to think about whether they should do something or not.

From me to you - This quote most likely did not appear randomly
Hey, you. Yeah, the person who's not taking this typing test right now. Most of us who touch type don't really like to show our skills to other people. Also, there are a lot of quotes on this site, so the chances that this particular quote showed up by sheer coincidence are very low. My point is that this person's too shy to say it out loud to you, but they want you to appreciate them and their talent. Give them a hug or something, and maybe go on a date with them. They want it, believe me.

Myself - Something to think about
Through a little bit of math, I have found out that running a race with twice the speed for half the race and half the speed for the other half is much slower than if you ran at the normal speed the whole time.

Myself - Memento from the International Mathematical Olympiad, 2018
Recently, I flew to Romania to participate in the world's largest mathematics competition. And I brought along a keyboard, since my laptop's keyboard was broken. But because I put it in my hand baggage, my small bag squashed its corner, the corner of the keyboard containing the escape key. And I've been typing faster than before ever since.

Spongebob Squarepants - Thug tug policy
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. All men insecure about people blowing bubbles will be sent flying into their own taverns.