Infocom
- Zork Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open. On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water.
Andrew Schulz
- Who built the pyramids in Mexico? Mexicans!
The pyramids in Egypt, who really built them? It wasn't the Egyptians, it wasn't the Jews, it was aliens! Aliens came down and they built these pyramids. This is how you know Mexicans are the best workers in history. There are also pyramids in Mexico. Nobody questions who built those. There is no hour long History Channel special, "Who built the pyramids in Mexico?" Mexicans!
William Strunk Jr.
- The Elements of Style, Rule #1
Form the possessive of singular nouns by adding 's. Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write: Charles's friend, Burns's poems, the witch's malice.
