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Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

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I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

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The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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Madagascar the movie - Melman's farewell
And so, as I have been left to die on this forsaken island, I, Melman Mankiewicz, being of sound mind, and unsound body, have divided my possessions equally among the three of you.

John Grisham - Lies
It's amazing how lies grow. You start with a small one that seems easy to cover, then you get boxed in and tell another one. Then another. People believe you at first, then they act upon your lies, and you catch yourself wishing you'd simply told the truth.

John Green - from Looking for Alaska
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.

Oprah Winfrey - People
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you really want from a friend is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.