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Five nights at freddy's-Markiplier - Markiplier is having a tough time
I don't wanna die! I gonna run out of power! What's gonna happen?! Are the googlies gonna pop out at me?! (Runs out of power) Ah! (Freddy's tune starts to play) Well,that's creepy music. (Turns to see Freddy) Oh god! Hello! How are you doing! (Wins) Yes! (Turns to second night) Oh god, not again!

Markiplier - Mark's first night.
Okay, new game. If I didn't want to stay the first night, why would I stay anymore than five? Why would I want to stay more than two? Well, hello there.

Valve - Meet the spy. Team fortress two trailer.
He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-boom! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why did you shoot him? What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now... Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood.