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Quote by Rosetta Ross (but typer was Cheyenne Komma)
tf is this quote

Gunnar Hobbs
I am pretty sure some things are impossible.

Capt. Hook
Uwo tree

Parth
Yes, this is the shortest quote on site.

Parth
Is this the shortest quote on this site...?

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The Tenth Doctor - Doctor Who
This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces... whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

Jeff - South Park
Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages, they might be sending them, too. Wait a minute: candy bars. They usually come in a wrapper. Just like you... wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens when it's cold. Cold, as in Alaska - that's... with polar bears. Polar bears... pola... polarity! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!

Rose Lalonde - Complacency of the Learned
Zazzerpan's ears fell insubstantial to any line of inquiry, pastry-oriented or otherwise. His abstruse contour carved a pondering shape in the fog carpeting centuries-dead. His eleven contemporaries too embraced the muted consternation of their great Predicant Scholar. Few wizards kept sharper adumbratives or read them with such lucidity. When Zazzerpan treated men with silence it was seldom unrepaid by the wise and reasonable alike.