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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Brenda's Dog Brandy - Brenda's tales about her dog Brandy
And then I said - "who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" Brandy was unimpressed and turned away from the door. Saddened, Brandy pulled the shiv from under his bed and sharpened it, waiting for his moment.