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Quote by Rosetta Ross (but typer was Cheyenne Komma)
tf is this quote

Gunnar Hobbs
I am pretty sure some things are impossible.

Capt. Hook
Uwo tree

Parth
Yes, this is the shortest quote on site.

Parth
Is this the shortest quote on this site...?

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Rich Evans - Elderly Drivers
I'm going to strike down this bill that will make the roads safer. Just because I have Alzheimer's and I don't know the difference between a car and a boat doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to drive down the river.

Michael Scott - Learning From Books
You cannot learn from books. Replace these pages with life lessons. And then you will have a book that is worth its weight in gold. I know these are expensive, but the lesson is priceless.

Anonymous - Easy typing
This is a quote that has a mix of letters throughout both hands which will allow you to flow through the words as quickly as possible so you'll have optimal speed as you rip through it.

Proverb - Fire
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Light a stick on fire and it will burn. But light a fire on a stick and it will also burn.

anonymous
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought was not the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I would not have thought so much.