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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Skiwee - "The Fastest Cart"
The One Who Has The Fastest Cart Will Never Have A Bad Lie. Most people say that I exaggerate. I don't care because they really don't know they never lived to see the things I do. As far as I'm concerned, they all can go to Hell.