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Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

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Adventure Time - Dentist
I WAS friends with Jake, then some baritone herb stole him away from me. 'I didn't STEAL him, we're brot-' And when that snow-white wiener dog is finally dead, Jake will be devastated... He'll need a shoulder to cry whiny, Finn-style tears on, and that shoulder will be mine - Tiffany's! Then I can get busy with undoing your cheesy influence, plus, more!

Adventure Time - T i f f a n y
You're getting GREASED!" "Tiffany, look, we got to work together, right? Why don't we let bygones be bygones?" "BYGONES? HA! That's you! BYE-GONE!" "*sigh* Do you want my peach?" "BYE-GONE!

Adventure Time - Dentist
See, this is a good example of why I want to kill you. You're ignorant. Heed my words, Finn - As the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm. 'The hey...?' And all the corn gets smushed to grease, to grease under the miller's flipping wheel. You're getting GREASED!