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This quote is from a friend who lived in communist Germany. She cries when she …

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Haemin Sunim
I now deem this quote a SERVRE problem!!

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Adventure Time - Dentist
I WAS friends with Jake, then some baritone herb stole him away from me. 'I didn't STEAL him, we're brot-' And when that snow-white wiener dog is finally dead, Jake will be devastated... He'll need a shoulder to cry whiny, Finn-style tears on, and that shoulder will be mine - Tiffany's! Then I can get busy with undoing your cheesy influence, plus, more!

Adventure Time - T i f f a n y
You're getting GREASED!" "Tiffany, look, we got to work together, right? Why don't we let bygones be bygones?" "BYGONES? HA! That's you! BYE-GONE!" "*sigh* Do you want my peach?" "BYE-GONE!

Adventure Time - Dentist
See, this is a good example of why I want to kill you. You're ignorant. Heed my words, Finn - As the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm. 'The hey...?' And all the corn gets smushed to grease, to grease under the miller's flipping wheel. You're getting GREASED!