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Bro what u yapping about

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One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

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I eat spiders.

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This is a good quote :)

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The most fire movie of all time.

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conyieie - Postmodernism
It's impossible to remain unbiased during situations that don't align with your own personal cultural values. Objective facts don't exist in many situations and we must accept that.

connie - romance
Sometimes, I find it difficult to sleep at night unless I fantasize about a baseless, unrealistic romance. This serves as a testament to my dry life where the only man in my life is a dog.

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My dog has eyes that seem to reflect the entirety of the universe. Light reflects off in beautiful star patterns and creates an incredible shimmer in her large eyes. It becomes a beacon of hope for me, reminding me that there is still life in the darkest of times.

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Everyone who is anyone watches Spongebob every Friday. I remember the eipsode where Patrick was disowned by his parents. Reminds me of my own life. :).

conyieie - League
I play League of Legends very often, but I struggle to climb out of the depths of iron, the lowest rank. My mechanics are gold at least, but my teammates always troll me. This has taught me to take matters into my own hand because as a wise man once said, "if you want something done right, do it yourself."

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When the war hero, the Red Baron died the one who killed him was called a hero. But justice is not always one-sided. The Red Baron was a villain to the allied forces but a hero to his Germans.

conyieie - Microcosm of society
It was one minute from midnight. My palms were sweaty, knees weak- there was vomit on my sweater already. My essay was due in 5 minutes and I had not started.

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When people ask you who you are but not how you are, you get a good sense of the type of person they are. When a waiter serves you soda without caring about your health, you get a sense of the type of person they are.

conyieie - The beauty of apples
I like apples more than I like my own fingers. Because as the wisest man has said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." This is the deepest and smartest time man has ever said. That's why this quote means so much to me.